Embryo of Philosophy

First, I thought "But why?" Then I thought "Well, why not?"

Dear dancing_serpent,

I’m afraid our romance is over. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped outside of Chicago and I saw you insult my father. I’m sure you’re frostbitten enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I’m returning your ring to you, but I’ll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I never liked eggplant-fetishism.

Go and drown yourself,

Veleda


( How to write your own letter of confession )